21. Female. No talent. Internet access. What more could I ever ask for?

Hello my name is Splicer and I like to draw things. But lately I've been making a lot of Gifs.

Read my about and interests pages to make sure you really want to follow me.

My Steam account

My 3DS friend code: 4570-8506-5993

(Also, I'm American. Just FYI.)

If you see me tag something oddly, it means I'm doing it to respect followers who have Tumblr Savior.

*checks left door light*

*checks right door light*

*checks Pirate Cove*

*repeat Ad infinitum*

posted 3 hours ago; with 3 notes
tagged with .five nights at freddy's .the best strategy 

My mother is really sad because she’s losing all her teeth and I have no idea how to make her feel better about it.

posted 4 hours ago;


I would really love the concept, if they had actually made a conscious effort to stick to it.

posted 4 hours ago; via kookybat (sm0kesigna1s) with 11,704 notes
tagged with .reblog .digimon .I think what I just used is official art but if not tell me so I can credit 

My sister said I need to cut burgers out of my diet if I want to lose weight and be healthy. She’s out at a friendship reunion tonight.

I’m having burgers for dinner.

posted 6 hours ago;
tagged with .Splicers life .don't tell me what to do .I eat what I want .when you aren't looking 

realniqqatalk replied to your post “Why can’t I find playthroughs of horror games without someone…”

add “NO COMMENTARY” to your search instead of watching ones of people commentating. there are plenty silent playthroughs of horror games

I never thought of doing that. Youtube search is usually the worst at picking up keywords. It worked, though, thank you!

posted 8 hours ago; with 2 notes
tagged with .realniqqatalk 

Why can’t I find playthroughs of horror games without someone screaming into their fucking headset? I just want to watch the god damn game, not listen to you whine and cry through the whole fucking video. Shut up. Turn your mic off.

posted 8 hours ago; with 1 note

I made Nick and Ellis on Tomodachi Life. This was as close to canon as I could get them.

posted 9 hours ago;
tagged with .left 4 dead 2 .tomodachi life .nick .ellis 

All that weird psychic bondage from the last few pages of String Theory are making me feel things I really shouldn’t. But how can someone make a character like Schtein and not expect me to be a bit attracted to him? Vaguely creepy looking yet weirdly attractive male characters are kind of my thing…

posted 23 hours ago;
tagged with .I'm a weird garbage woman who likes weird garbage men .Splicers life 

oh no my hardwood floors!
Hey look a new page of a webcomic wow


oh no my hardwood floors!

Hey look a new page of a webcomic wow

posted 23 hours ago; via outinthewastes with 106 notes
tagged with .reblog .string theory comic .more weird psychic bondage 

My sister bought some ‘silk’ coconut milk despite the fact that I’m allergic to coconuts so I drank some just to spite her and it tastes so god damned good so I’ve been drinking it a lot and the itchiness in my throat and mouth afterwords is getting less horrible each day. I think I’m building up a tolerance and I’m so happy because I want to drink this stuff for the rest of my life.

posted 1 day ago;
tagged with .Splicers life